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Intro Black Mayonnaise

from EP by Black Mayonnaise

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lyrics

I am Jesus Christ
Gay people gross me out
I am your neighborhood cop
oink oink oink oink
I'm a real go getter

I'm a stand up guy, you're a stand up guy
I'm a piece of shit, you're a piece of shit
Don't worry I'm certified, I'm really a good guy, don't worry I'm certified
Don't worry I'm certified, I'm a really good guy, don't worry I'm a really good guy

I am high school pervert
I take pictures up your skirt
I am a football star
I'll fuck you when you're drunk

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from EP, released June 13, 2013

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