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released June 13, 2013

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Track Name: Intro Black Mayonnaise
I am Jesus Christ
Gay people gross me out
I am your neighborhood cop
oink oink oink oink
I'm a real go getter

I'm a stand up guy, you're a stand up guy
I'm a piece of shit, you're a piece of shit
Don't worry I'm certified, I'm really a good guy, don't worry I'm certified
Don't worry I'm certified, I'm a really good guy, don't worry I'm a really good guy

I am high school pervert
I take pictures up your skirt
I am a football star
I'll fuck you when you're drunk
Track Name: Flesh Feast
Flesh feast
Unwrap a flesh feast

I'm hungry
Track Name: Chief Bill Nunley
Fatal shot point blank into the man's face
Do you wanna die here?
The gunman was seen urinating outside
Aren't you gonna call the cops?

Call the cops
Now you're dead
Track Name: Moonage Day Cream
I can't see
I can't hear
I can't breathe
I can't aghhhhhhhh
Track Name: Sylvia Something
Swimsuit desighner Sylvia something
Desperate to break Nicholas Brooks
Sent him a scathing email
With the subject line fuck you